Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.