I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.