Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole