Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.