We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.
My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.
There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls