If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?