If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.
Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.