I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.