I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.