I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole