They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole