I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.