Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.