I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.
I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole
I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.