Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.