[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.