[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.