[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.