I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.