I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work