I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.