I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?