If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.
You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish
You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.
You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.