If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
Sex and obscenity are not synonymous.
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
I want to perform an unnatural act.
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.