If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

Communism is just one big telephone company.