Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.