Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.