Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

Satire is tragedy plus time.

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I was politically incorrect to 95% of the country; luckily my 5% had the bread to come see me.

I was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.

You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.