Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.