Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

I've been accused of bad taste, and I'll go down to my grave accused of it and always by the same people, the ones who eat in restaurants that reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.