You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.

Communism is just one big telephone company.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.