If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

I wanted out of the navy so bad in '45, I faked homo to get a discharge. It didn't matter that the Germans surrendered, I knew we were heading to Japan and I was done with that scene.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.