Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous.

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.

Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.