All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.
What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
There are never enough I Love You's.
I was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.