Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.