The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.