I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.

Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.