In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is what should be. Now, if you're taught to live up to a what should be that never existed - only an occult superstition, no proof of this should be - then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.