In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!