I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

I was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I was politically incorrect to 95% of the country; luckily my 5% had the bread to come see me.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.