I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.
Lenny BruceThere's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.
Lenny BruceYou got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.
Lenny Bruce