I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.

Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?

Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.