I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.

Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.