Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.