Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.