You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don't think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is the logic: You have the choice of spending fifteen years married to a woman, a black woman or a white woman. Fifteen years kissing and hugging and sleeping real close on hot nights. With a black, black woman or a white, white woman. The white woman is Kate Smith. And the black woman is Lena Horne. So you're not concerned with black or white anymore, are you? You are concerned with how cute or how pretty. Then let's really get basic and persecute ugly people!

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

I wanted out of the navy so bad in '45, I faked homo to get a discharge. It didn't matter that the Germans surrendered, I knew we were heading to Japan and I was done with that scene.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.