I want to perform an unnatural act.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

I've been accused of bad taste, and I'll go down to my grave accused of it and always by the same people, the ones who eat in restaurants that reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.