Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.
There are never enough I Love You's.
When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.