Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

I wanted out of the navy so bad in '45, I faked homo to get a discharge. It didn't matter that the Germans surrendered, I knew we were heading to Japan and I was done with that scene.

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

When earth gets good and crowded, like 15th century England, then some new Pilgrims are gonna rocket their Mayflowers to a new solar system.