If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat draping her tail with miraculous precision over the very line you're not finished with.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat draping her tail with miraculous precision over the very line you're not finished with.