Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.