Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
Leslie NielsenAre you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
Leslie NielsenIt doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
Leslie NielsenYou know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.
Leslie Nielsen