Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.