It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.