Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.