When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.