Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.