You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.