The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.