The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.