Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.