Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.