There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?