Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.