How our government works... it doesn't.

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.