You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.

I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.