Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.
Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.
Everybody's got cable.
I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.