The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea.' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier.'
Lewis BlackThe core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
Lewis BlackMost of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
Lewis Black