It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.