It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.

Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.