I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids come and they're all punked out, and there are these other guys in John Deere caps.

There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.

You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say: "I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"