In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.