I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. "Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes." "Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person." "Well, you look like a person." "No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!"

A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.